The last few weeks of pregnancy and a new baby makes for a lot of interesting conversations with a toddler- and our 2.5 year old hasn't disappointed! Strap in, mamas: FTMOB #2 is here!
Toddler [pushing on mom's huge pregnant belly]: What's in mommy? A little brother?
Toddler: Or a smaller brother?!
Dad: Theory, you're very pretty.
Toddler: Yes, I am!
[At Target, walking up to the checkout counter]
Theory: [to cashier] Hi! How are you? It's me- Theory Adler Barr!
Toddler: [crouching down behind dogs] Ooooh, look at all the buttholes!
*clasps hands in front of her chest like a damn Disney princess*
Toddler: They're so cute!
Toddler: This feels better.
Dad: What does?
Toddler: My head.
Dad: What? Why?
Toddler: I took my booboo off!
Toddler: Don't call me Theory!
Mom: What should we call you?
Mom: What about Pax? What should we call him?
Toddler: Baby Becky!
Mom: We have two doggies.
*counts on fingers*
Toddler: Salaami, and Puddle...
Mom: That's right!
[singing to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town]
Toddler: Paperwork is coooming to towwwn!
Toddler: [with mouth full of partially chewed cereal] There's something in Pax's hair!
Mom: *shudders* Well yeah...because you licked it.
What LOL-worthy insights have your offspring shared lately?